incorrect quotes

[purplepokili]

on every long-running rp i've had, we've always ended up with some version of an incorrect quotes channel, a place for fun/funny character development while acknowledging that these things aren't something the characters would literally say in universe. it's something that aligns with their personality and characterization more than their surrounding context

what are some of yours? i'll go first

ami (bisexual modern setting she/her survivalist wifwolf): i'm such a good wife. i've got an axe and everything
~ quote from azu in one of the rqg episodes idk which one

taren: they call me coffee cause i grind so fine
ethan: they call me coffee cause I'll keep you up past 2am
ellis: they call me coffee because I'm really bitter and people can't enjoy me without changing some aspect of who i am
~ tumblr post

(context/quote source is optional ofc i just wanna hear some funny quotes)

[pheelthemoment]

omggg fgsdf these are always fun

Steamed Hams still lives rent free in my head in my head tbh..i have this bit of dialogue i did dfgsdf

Kronch Kyurem: You call hamburgers 'Steamed Hams'?
Elbow Palkia: Yes, it's a regional dialect.
Kronch: Uh huh, what region?
Elbow: Uhhh upstate Unova?
Kronch. Really. Well I'm from Kyutica and I've never heard anyone use the phrase 'steamed hams' before.
Elbow: Oh not in Kyutica no, it's a Palbany expression!
Kronch: I see!
*they monch and cronch the steamed hams*